Red-Aardvark's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[unlikely departures]

Very unexpected

only until the ending did i understand the title, heh heh. great atmospheric sound, good graphics (and the suspense! yowza!) and a lot of creativity going on. I enjoyed Mel Gibson's 'departure'

[part 0: synj ASSKICKER]

By Jove!

I congradulate you on your talent AGAIN! your animations are by far the best I've seen in the flash industry today!

"and the award goes to... Dan Paladin!"
accepting the award for Dan Paladin is his refrigerator, whom holds his food produce, his dairy products and beer"

[LOTR-Trailer]

not much to say, i guess

as i always say time and time again, i hate the fruity clocks. like the other cocks- i mean, clocks, submitted flashes HAVE to do with clocks or zuccinis or something gimmicky. the evil eye resembles the fruity cocks (really, it's a typo, heh heh) and their repetitive plotlines/ideas
("I got one! let's make a parody combined with something popular and fruit clocks! just like the star wars trailer orange did!")

MonkeyClock responds:

Dont insult something you dont understand, the ClockCrew is a huge community, and most of the people who dont like them simply dont understand that. We dont just mass-vote eachothers movies, we help eachother out and stuff, you know? Its something called "freinds"

[Person of the Year]

why do you retards get off on this?

i take it you enjoy the company of clowns with dicks flying out of their pants?
really, it's the same intro and concept copied over and over and over. it wasn't funny in the first place, and your homo erotic dreams of it ever being funny are forever crushed

[All Your BLAM!]

a wonderous cause for justice

after watching this once, i was convinced outright to join. nothing is more satisfying that blamming ass-raping scat submissions not worth protection. kindav odd voices made for the crew, but better than voices off-key

[Robot Frank-Tribute]

ahaa!! robot frank is the best!

i've always been a great fan of frank and ron but this is the first time i've seen this entry! I must say this captures the humor robot frank has to offer

lol

[How Crow Clock Stole XMas]

I'm impressed and suprised

normally when i see clock entries, they are boring, ill made and plotless. this actually had quite a bit of entertainment in it! really kicks the ass out of the letter B and clock voices

[Got Yourself a Gun]

more like fruity cocks

What's the point of this stupid flash anyways? To flatter yourself? You fruit cocks are all the same. Making a flash vid for entertainment is the last thing you berry bastards have in mind

[synjclock]

A jorb well done

I like it, along with your other masterpieces. The only thing I can escuse is the fruity clocks thing. Those bastards have raped the name of artistic license with fishbones and rasberries.

[Evangelion: Part 1]

I don't care how well you designed it

you just can't remake an episode of evangelion into flash. it just doesn't work! unless you recreated frame-by-frame animation, it might come close to the show itself