Red-Aardvark's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dis-illusioned Pirate]

By the look of it, you don't take critisism well

To put it bluntly, this is the worst animation I've seen, and the loop was very generic. I'm sure it would've made better if it was a cartoon strip, or something to that effect.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Who the fuck are you?
Also, this was the first Flash animation I've ever made.

Second, I only respond badly to abusive reviews. There's a BIG difference between someone saying:

"Well, I didnt like this or this and this"

and someone writing:

"HOLY FUCK YOU SUCK! NEVER MAKE FLASH AGIN YOU RETARD!!!!"


Unfortunately, Newgrounds, I have noticed, has filled with more and more morons who write along the lines of the second example. Puts me in a bad mood.

You've never reviewed any of my stuff before so I have no clue from where you came, but sorry for whatever.

And let me repeat, this was the first cartoon I ever made.
And beleive me, if this is the worst you've seen, you haven't seen much, man.

[Health Warning]

A very good first flash, I must say

Ignore the last guy, anyone who has the initials TvP is a dick.

As for your first flash submission, it was a pretty good start. I know mine was a pretty shitty beginning, but this sets a good level to begin with. Although the sound was a good shock to my ears (And I had my headphones on loud, too.. ouch). A lot of static there, a piece of fabric, like a sock, protects your mic from getting that bzzt effect of any wind.

Do continue the flashing, It's a great start.

xBecx responds:

Sorry. I have NO idea how to work anything. My sis is the one who owns a flash crew and all of the equipment, including the mic. She basically tossed it at me and said, "Go ahead. Scream if you like."

[Colin gets a surprise]

Idiots riding their fat asses on internet memes

Why do people still care about this poor escuse for ratings? Yeah, it's a wiggling clown dick, we get it already. Enough. Is this the only flash you've been able to reach past the blam check points? About something everyone and their cousin had processed in their flash that took 3 minutes to make?

bodom-child responds:

this used to be a different video, somehow it got changed to a tricky video that was made later. thanks for the salty review though edgelord.

[Ask Jerome #2]

Jerome is a talking pot of coffee?

bit of a different turn on newgrounds, I haven't seen a series like this ('cept for strong bad emails) in some time. Graphics were average, but was a very brief answer, I'd havta admit. Also, a bit of the recorded voice audio gave a bit of static-ness, try putting fabric over the mic if you haven't tried that already.

I just got one question: where did you conclude that Jerome should be talking coffee?

AskJerome responds:

Thanks for the input! Actually, Jerome is a character from another of our features about robots living in halfway housing (it's called Evergreen Heights). Yeah, Stong Bad was the main inspiration for for using the email thing, we all watch homestarrunner.com obsessivly ..! We are trying to make something short and easy to animate to put up onto our site (www.48prong.com) once a week to keep people coming there while we are working on our more ambitious projects. We got better recording equipment for the newer ones, and the lenghth of the replies is getting longer. We have only been doing Flash for a couple of months. Thanks again for the review!

[windows kills]

nice subliminal message at the ending

yes, fuck windows.
of course, linux is worse. There's no such thing as a good pc explore prog.
In my opinion, if i wanted to be rebellious to the king of nerds, i'd put a bill gates borg poster up on my wall. I don't need to remove main application components like my soundcard to make my pc work.

TwistedTom responds:

bill gates borg posters 4 life y0

[Yu-Gi-Oh! in a nutshell]

it sucked before and it sucks now

why do you have to copy such dead-on impersonations as 'dbz in a nutshell'? what makes me question more is how you could turn something so easy into something total crap? BLAM! for the second time!

Fatblimp23 responds:

im sorry to here you say that. But i DO think its better than the 1st time

[LOTR-Trailer]

not much to say, i guess

as i always say time and time again, i hate the fruity clocks. like the other cocks- i mean, clocks, submitted flashes HAVE to do with clocks or zuccinis or something gimmicky. the evil eye resembles the fruity cocks (really, it's a typo, heh heh) and their repetitive plotlines/ideas
("I got one! let's make a parody combined with something popular and fruit clocks! just like the star wars trailer orange did!")

MonkeyClock responds:

Dont insult something you dont understand, the ClockCrew is a huge community, and most of the people who dont like them simply dont understand that. We dont just mass-vote eachothers movies, we help eachother out and stuff, you know? Its something called "freinds"