Red-Aardvark's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[newgrounds the legend]

Flawless, I tells yous!

I can't wait to see the rest of this series. Excellent sound, fantastic plotline and I loved the depiction of fruit clocks as the evils of newgrounds (which is more than true).

Congrats on the main page link on NG, it really deserves the attention

[DEW HAAST]

is it me or is there not enough flash like this?

they should open a section on newgrounds just for this nonsense. quality graphics, smooth sync and good song to choose, too, lol.

[Smurfs: The Lost Episode]

your first submission?

Very well done, very well done. I doubt any comment I make hasn't been said before. really smooth stuff. And STRONG BAD! allright! i coulda sworn that was animation footage from the towely episode

[Blue or red pill??]

silvercoke is a retard

Don't listen to that last guy (even though you have the common sense to ignore 'im) He wouldn't know comedy if it bit him in the face (that happened to me once)

fantastic graphics, flawless atmposheric sound and a good point made on the whole red pill, blue pill concept

[Drunken tetris dance]

"You Aren't allowed to make flash anymore"

"Why?"
"You suck. That's why"

Like I really need to explain why this sucks.
I doubt I have ever given such a low mark before.

[baby jaws shark attack]

Jeez, I feel embarrassed even after watching this

i'd hate to know how you feel about your movie. The buttons were useless for the movie would skip ahead, the music cuts off halfway and the graphics are slower than a sloth with narcolepsy. Fer fuck sakes, the picture shifts off center!

[sporadic nonsense ep.1]

I'm stunned and partially speechless

the best words I can sum up is 'I heart this'. perhaps I should have added more.

Striking resemblance to those Monty Python cartoon shorts. Good use of... Well.. Everything

[windows kills]

nice subliminal message at the ending

yes, fuck windows.
of course, linux is worse. There's no such thing as a good pc explore prog.
In my opinion, if i wanted to be rebellious to the king of nerds, i'd put a bill gates borg poster up on my wall. I don't need to remove main application components like my soundcard to make my pc work.

TwistedTom responds:

bill gates borg posters 4 life y0

[Yu-Gi-Oh! in a nutshell]

it sucked before and it sucks now

why do you have to copy such dead-on impersonations as 'dbz in a nutshell'? what makes me question more is how you could turn something so easy into something total crap? BLAM! for the second time!

Fatblimp23 responds:

im sorry to here you say that. But i DO think its better than the 1st time

[part 1: synj vs. horrid]

you never cease to ensure quality flash, synj

I'm liking this revival of synj a lot. He's the best character for action packed 'spidey-agility' stunts you'd see pulled by Daredevil. Do I mention every review your artistic talent in flash framing? Very smooth stuff, synj. Very smooth