Red-Aardvark's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dragonforce]

Velly velly good!

I'm in awe as I play this game. Not only does it bring back the good old days of arcade classics, it's one of the highest in flashing quality I've seen. Excellent music choice, I might add.
The only thing that's bugging me is not something about the game itself, but the buckets of shrimp that report shitty rated marks just because "it was too hard". Word of advice to the audience, If it's too difficult, it's not that the game is shitful, it's the other way around.

Oh, and those that are confident that this is a rip-off of (enter your game here). It's not copying, it's a genre of game that's unfortunately no longer in the average arcade anymore.

DBarbarian responds:

Thanks

[Ultimate Snake]

Yatta!

Is it just me, or did the previous review make absolutely NO sense at all? Couldn't tell whether he was dissing or saluting the game.. but I digress. great take on the classic, the vast gameboard is something to marvel over in this game, unlike its screen-wide pixilated cousin.
All in all, another addictive game from the miniclip productions

[Nightmare]

Very good stuff, I must say

in fact, very VERY very good stuff, this is morso a professional-looking flash game than the likes i've seen of. good use of midi, which although doesn't work out as well sometimes, really synched with sequence of events during the intro.
the user below "Gamer98" (whoever the hell would come up with such a bland name) is, like the majority of users on newgrounds, a mindless cretin sufferin of ADD. I mean, really, (not to rant in my own review) who can't tell the difference between one genre and another?
oh yeah, once again, fantastic platform game, guys

[Evangelion-Rei]

simply reverse psychology...

you tell eva-bashers NOT to post crummy reviews, they do so anyways? if RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh was smart enough to get his pimply preteen ass off the swivel chair, he'd know better than to show off his jerk-ass intellect in pitiful reviews. Go write dodgy teenage lyrics, you punk.

Anywhich, This is pretty good stuff, Rikard. I imagined this song would be interpreted by montage, and it turned out as good as it comes.

one final word: fuck evangelion-haters, you prickly assed whores!

[Super Mario Rampage!]

goddamn 13 year old ass-wipes

what does a level 1 newbie such as horrid know about fine work? the graphics were excellent in this, and very funny noises when you pop the goombas, heh heh. The music does stop after a while, you need to loop that. This has everything to keep ones attention. Mario with a shotgun, hah. I guess he got tired of stepping on heads

[Kermit Kombat]

finished flattering yourself?

Use some music that's creative unlike slipknot. There, I said it. Normally, if someone decides to cameo themselves into a movie/game, they keep the bruises balanced out. It's more humorous that way. Don't make yourself to be the hero. Kermit is better than that

Pinnicle responds:

I'm sorry that you thought I was flattering myself. I just thought anyone could defeat Kermit the frog. After all, he is a foam sock puppet. Things will change in the sequels. And I thought Slipknot was very appropriate with the anger rising up in me and all that.

[Flash Dragon]

Interesting, I guess

I liked the graphics, the whole game reminded me of those (S)NES and genesis days. The music was a bit too repetitive and the sounds were a tad unconvincing, but overall, a pretty cool game