Score: 8

"Awesome score AND front page!"

submission: Meow Meow... 1?

date: May 28, 2005

Congratulations, NCH! No need to review as it's constant success here and dA speak for themselves!

Score: 6

"I'm not sure what to say, really"

submission: Random Brainstorm 6

date: March 19, 2005

I loved it, quite frankly. It creeped me out at times, made me laugh and all around gave a sense of good arbitrarism. Really, more people should stop trying to make Allyourbase parodies, videos of themselves doing the same old worn out stuff and try working like this. 100% random humor gets my vote everytime

Score: 10

"Well, I found it good"

submission: pongo surprise

date: March 4, 2005

First off, I wanna say how I loved the photography you've used, the lighting, music, and the odd manipulation therin. Although this is a bit more abstract than newgrounds usually likes, it deserves a lot better attention than these locals give.
I'd have to say that this is an awesomopawa music vid, indeedy doo.

Score: 4

"Allright...?"

submission: Little Johnny episode 11

date: December 28, 2004

I was initially going to write on why I didn't enjoy the re-used image files (eg- the boy's tongue was upside-down?) but The moment I read "Newgrounds_Rox" mind-blowingly retarded review. I can't help but laugh in disbelief ( a ten-year-old who ends his reviews with "This has been a rating from Newgrounds_rox PEACE OUT Y'ALL!") at the utter irrelevance of his insults. Now that I look back on this cartoon, it's allright, the voicing was absotively clear of studio noise or static, the music wasn't annoying, and the production of some of the scenes was pretty good. I guess it shows when the average is held to the upmost shittiest, the average looks a lot better than initially.

Score: 7

"Whoah, what was with that last guy?"

submission: This is Karen

date: October 10, 2004

That Cracky0 is a pretty messed up hater, in my opinion. First Downing whoever he can to denounce your flash and then claiming it's his? Very much similar to the homeless who stop you on the street, blathering on how Roosevelt stole his eyes.

But I digress, A fucking funny flash you got here, man! It may not be as long a sketch that some are bitching about, but that's not the point. What really got me in was the father's voice acting; fanfuckingtastic. I mean, it wouldn't 've been the same without it

supoib

Score: 2

"By the look of it, you don't take critisism well"

submission: Dis-illusioned Pirate

date: September 18, 2004

To put it bluntly, this is the worst animation I've seen, and the loop was very generic. I'm sure it would've made better if it was a cartoon strip, or something to that effect.

Score: 8

"Absotively awesome"

submission: Duck and Cover!

date: September 7, 2004

Ah, nothing quite like educational films to let the public assume the government's got everything under control.
Great flash, by the way. For some reason, it made me laugh every time that duck showed up (perhaps because of my inane joy of ducks, hehe)
Hilarious parenthesis following the narration as well, overall fantastic work

Score: 4

"A very good first flash, I must say"

submission: Health Warning

date: June 1, 2004

Ignore the last guy, anyone who has the initials TvP is a dick.

As for your first flash submission, it was a pretty good start. I know mine was a pretty shitty beginning, but this sets a good level to begin with. Although the sound was a good shock to my ears (And I had my headphones on loud, too.. ouch). A lot of static there, a piece of fabric, like a sock, protects your mic from getting that bzzt effect of any wind.

Do continue the flashing, It's a great start.

Score: 8

"Psychologicly hilarious"

submission: Banana Phone

date: May 7, 2004

Ohh, the coming-of-age tale between a boy and the obstacles he must face on the road of life. Truly a flash for the ages...

now that those who read reviews before they watch the cartoon are out of the way and gotten tired of reading, Lemme say that cartoon was ha-fucking-larious as well as morbid in a brain annurism sort of way. It's unnoticable at first where it's coming from, but it slowly catches up to the idea that the only escape from Raffi is death..

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, man.. yeesh

Score: 9

"Velly velly good!"

submission: Dragonforce

date: April 24, 2004

I'm in awe as I play this game. Not only does it bring back the good old days of arcade classics, it's one of the highest in flashing quality I've seen. Excellent music choice, I might add.
The only thing that's bugging me is not something about the game itself, but the buckets of shrimp that report shitty rated marks just because "it was too hard". Word of advice to the audience, If it's too difficult, it's not that the game is shitful, it's the other way around.

Oh, and those that are confident that this is a rip-off of (enter your game here). It's not copying, it's a genre of game that's unfortunately no longer in the average arcade anymore.